Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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