- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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