Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Anti Joke

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