- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was a good guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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