- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.