a man is running away

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Jersey Shore

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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