Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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My pet rock died.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Netflix and chill

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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