Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A women's opinion.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A Jew! Bless you.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Pain Olympics.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

God

Scott Gomez

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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