What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Needless to say,

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Black People.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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