Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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EGGPLANT

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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religion.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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