a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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