A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

a man is running away

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Dylan is a person

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

a man walked into a bar ouch

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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