- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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