I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Dance is a sport

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

... i forgot the joke :p

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