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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Dylan is gay

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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