How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Darude - Sandstorm

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The Game.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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