Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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religion.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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