A whale's vagina

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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