- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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