What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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