Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

This sentence is false.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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