A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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