What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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