- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

raisin boogers

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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