- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why does life suck? Because it does

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Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.