- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Mark Wilson

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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