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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Women's rights.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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