- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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