What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Black People.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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