- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Your mom.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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