- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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