Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Guess What! HI!

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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