Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Tell you something funny.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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