What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Needless to say,

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the car do? CRASH!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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