- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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