- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Women's rights

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

You're*

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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