Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Mark Wilson

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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BenWuzHear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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