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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.