Breast cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Jimmy Saville

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Your all fags

Are you Drew?

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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