Breast cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Jimmy Saville

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Are you Drew?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Your all fags

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

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