What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

How long is a china man?

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

One below was by me: Walter H

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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