- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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