- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Do you believe this will change?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

GONNA

What did I do last night?work

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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