- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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