Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Reading books

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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obama

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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