- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

elen degeneres is straight....

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Knock Knock opens the door

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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