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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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