- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

bryden is a faggot

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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