- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I just can't stand sitting down!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

a man said hi.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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