What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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0 + 0 = 0

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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