A homosexual walks into a church

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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hey guys what's up?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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