How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Do you like your life? No. OK.

How old is your mom? Old.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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