What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Anti Joke

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