- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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