- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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