Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Anti Joke

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