- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Take this and put it- No.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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