- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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