- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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