- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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