What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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