One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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