A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Gay's

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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