A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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