why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Womens rights !

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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