- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

._____________________. Whale!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What did I do last night?work

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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