What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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