- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

I've got a dig bick

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

try slamming a revolving door

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

what's worst than being gay? being black

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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