A man walks into town and takes a shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops