What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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you and your family will die tonight

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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