Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Donald Trump

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Anyone??????????/

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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